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journal entries from an emerging follower of Christ

My Election Rundown

| October 26, 2012

As we enter what some have called the most important election of our lifetime (which ironically is said every four years), I thought it would be good to step back and assess the situation. We are very lucky to be Americans at this point in history.  Having observed and listened to both candidates it is [...]

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Things I’ve Never Heard Anyone Say

| July 19, 2012

“Because of all your yelling and making fun of my opinions I will now believe what you do.” “I understand that I’m important to you even though you’re checking your IPhone every time you’re with me.” “It’s really attractive that you think you’re important.” “Telling me I’m wrong makes me want to listen to you.” [...]

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How To Win Any Argument

| May 23, 2012

Call people names – If you tell people things long enough (and loud enough) they begin to believe it.  This applies to telling people they are stupid, morons, ignorant or Canadian.  Feel free to use this tactic when argued into a corner. Make up stats – 72% of stats are made up on the spot [...]

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Funny Twitter Messages – Part 3

| April 7, 2011

You know you spend too much time on twitter when you include a hash tag in a text message to your wife. Someone just turned the lights out on me in the bathroom. some people need to use blogs and twitter to give bad reviews about my book and call it heresy and evil. That [...]

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Funny Twitter Messages – Part 2

| April 4, 2011

I have been doing twitter so much from my phone that i started shortening my text messages to 140 characters. I will feel unworthy to be called a church planter until I have an ipad “I want to live so that I’m not forgotten when I’m gone” –unknown Will be looking @ more houses this [...]

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Funny Twitter Messages – Part 1

| April 1, 2011

Twitter is a social media tool that allows you to communicate with many people at one time.  People “follow” you from the website and then anytime you send out a message all of your followers can see it.  In a way it’s like texting.  You are limited to 140 characters and can utilize twitter from [...]

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How To Drive People Crazy

| September 6, 2010

I got this interestingly enough from a book about prayer, but here is a list of way to drive people crazy. At lunchtime sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom without disguising your voice. Find out where your boss [...]

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