How To Drive People Crazy
Posted By Aaron Marcelli on September 6, 2010
I got this interestingly enough from a book about prayer, but here is a list of way to drive people crazy.
- At lunchtime sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the intercom without disguising your voice.
- Find out where your boss shops. Buy exactly the same outfit. Wear it one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.
- Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at the office.
- Every tome someone asks you to do something, ask, “Do you want fries with that?”
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.”
- Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
- Ask people: “Are you male or female?”
- Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with prophecy.”
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